For years, they lived there, and one day they found a magic lamp.
They rubbed it, and sure enough, out comes a genie.
The genie says "Since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one"
So the American goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my life - I just want to go home." - POOF, he was gone.
The Russian makes his wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." - POOF, he was gone.
The Serbian said, "Well, this is boring, I wish my friends were here."
Serbian: Amerikanac, Rus i Srbin su preziveli brodolom i nasli utociste na pustom ostrvu.
Godinama su ziveli tamo i jednog dana nasli su carobnu lampu.
Protrljase je i duh izadje iz lampe.
Duh rece: “Posto ja ispunjavam 3 zelje, svako od vas moze imati po jednu”
Amerikanac naravno prvi rece ”Bio sam ovde toliko godina, nedostaju mi moja porodica i moj zivot koji sam imao - Ja samo zelim da odem kuci” - POOF, i on nestade
Rus izjavi: “Ovo mesto je bezveze, i ja hocu kuci” - POOF, i on nestade
Srbinov red: “Jebiga, sad je ovde pusto i dosadno .... - nek’ se vrate moji drugari”