Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Serbian:
Chuck Norris moze da rasplace crni luk.
Chuck Norris moze da te zadavi bezicnim telefonom.
Sta je poslednje sto prolazi kroz glavu Chuck Norrisovim zrtvama? - Njegova cipela!
Chuck Norris ne cita knjige. On ih muci dok mu sve ne ispricaju.