It's winter ... world war I. Three officers (English, French and Serbian) with their troops gathering near the Danube river. They are on the same side in a war, but they would be competitors forever. The English officer suggested to test their soldiers to see who was more devoted to his country the most.


He called one of his soldiers and yelled: "Jump in the river!"
"But, it's cold" replied the soldier.
"Your Queen is expecting this from you!"
"Yes sir!" and soldier jumped.

Then the French officer called one of his soldiers and said politely: "Jump in the river"
"But, it's cold" replied the soldier.
"You are going to get a warm uniform"
"Nooo ... sorry, it's too cold" replied the soldier again.
"the uniform is brand new and chic, right from Paris"
And the soldier jumped.

Then the Serbian officer called one of his soldiers and yelled: "Swimming is not allowed!!!"
"Who the f''#@**#!!! do you think you are?"
And the soldier jumped.

Zima ... prvi svetski rat. Tri oficira (Englez, Francuz i Srbin) su okupili svoje trupe blizu Dunava. Oni su na istoj strani u ratu ali ce se uvek takmiciti medu sobom. Engleski oficir predlozi da testiraju svoju vojsku - ko je najodaniji otadzbini. 


On prvi pozva jednog od svojih vojnika i naredi: "Skoci u reku!"
"Ali reka je hladna" odgovori vojnik
"Tvoja Kraljica ocekuje to od tebe!"
I vojnik skoci.


Sledeci francuski oficir rece ljubazno jednom od svojih vojnika: "Skoci u reku"
"Ali reka je hladna" odgovori vojnik
"Dobices posle toplu uniformu"
"Izvinjavam se ali reka je suvise hladna" odgovori vojnik
"Uniforma je potpuno nova i po poslednjoj modi ... iz Pariza je"
 I vojnik skoci.

Onda srpski oficir pozva jednog od svojih vojnika i razdra se: "Zabranjeno kupanje u Dunav bre!!!"
"Ko si bre ti pichka ti materina seljachka - Ti ce mi kazes ?!!?!"
 I vojnik skoci.