Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition
to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats
were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks
more blood, will be the winner?
So the first bat goes and comes
back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says:
"Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that
tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all
the family". "Very good" said Dracula.
The second bat goes and
comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula
astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies " Do you see
that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood
of all the children". "Impressive" said Dracula.
Now the third bat
goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from
top to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he
asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies
with a yes. And the bat says "Well, I didn't".