Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition 
to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats 
were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks 
more blood, will be the winner?
So the first bat goes and comes 
back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: 
"Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that 
tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all
 the family". "Very good" said Dracula.
The second bat goes and 
comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula 
astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies " Do you see 
that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood 
of all the children". "Impressive" said Dracula.
Now the third bat
 goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from
 top to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he 
asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies 
with a yes. And the bat says "Well, I didn't".
