Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A: Because they have to pull their own pants down.




Q: What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?
A:They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
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Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because they think men care.
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Q: What do a fat girl and moped have in common?
A: They are both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
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Q: What's the difference between gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree and a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
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Q: What did the blonde's mom say before the blonde's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.