Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."
Bosanski:
Sjedi Mujo u kafani tuzan, a pred njim pivo. U to dodje Haso i ugleda pivo i popije ga. Mujo poce da place, a Haso ce: - "Sta je ba Mujo, sta cvilis zbog jednog piva?" - "A jest mi danas dan u kurcu, nista mi ne ide od ruke." - "Sta je bilo reci mi?"
- "Jutros ulazim u stan, a Fata sa drugim u krevetu. U podne mi javi firma da sam dobio otkaz. Fata mi pobjegla sa drugim, svu lovu digla sa banke tako da sam ost'o bez kinte. Doslo mi da se ubijem. Uzmem strik da se objesim, pukne. Uzmem pistolj da se upucam, zaglavi. Legnem na tracnice, vlak ost'o negdje zatrpan u snijegu. Od zadnjih para uzmem otrov i saspem ga u pivo, a ti ga popijes."