I was shopping at the local outdoor store where I selected the following:
-a new fleece
-a sleeping bag compression sac
-3 dried meals
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, the cashier started ringing up the purchases and calmly stated: 'You are single ... right?'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation and was intrigued by the her intuition. I looked at my purchases on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped her off that I’m single.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'You know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know?'
She replied: 'Cause you're f'ckin ugly.'