A man was in a terrible accident and his “manhood” was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn’t cover the surgery. The doctor said the cost would be $14,000.
The doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.
After discussing with his wife, the doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
“Well, what have the two og you decided?” asked the doctor. The man answered, “She’d rather have a new kitchen.”