As a painless way to save money, a young couple arrange that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocks the piggy bank onto the floor where it smashes. To his surprise, among the masses of coins there are handfuls of five and ten-dollar bills.
He asks his wife, “What’s up with all the bills?”
To which his wife replies, “Well, not everyone is as cheap as you are.”




Otišao Mujo na službeni put i za to vreme Fata ga varala. Svaki put kad ga je prevarila, ubacila je zrno pasulja u kartonsku kutiju koju je držala ispod kreveta. Kad se Mujo vratio s puta, nađe tu kutiju, a u njoj 3 zrna pasulja i 20 maraka. Pita on nju: “Fato, što ti je ovo?”
“Pa eto, svaki put kad sam te prevarila, ja sam ubacila zrno graha.”
Broji Mujo i kaže: “Pa dobro, samo 3? A što je ovo 20 maraka?”
“Pa svaki put kad se nakupila kila, ja sam prodala!”