English: A rich man and a poor man were talking about what they got their wives for Christmas. The rich man told the poor man, "I got my wife a diamond ring and a Porsche."
The poor man asked why. The rich man said, "If she does not like the ring she can take it back in her Porsche."
The rich man then asks the poor man what he bought for his wife. The poor man said, "A pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich man asked "Why?"
The poor man said, "If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."

Slovenački: Bogataševa in delavčeva žena sta imeli istega dne rojstni dan. Delavec vpraša bogataša, kaj je kupil ženi. Bogataš mu odvrne:
"Poršea in mega diamantni prstan".
"Zakaj pa poršea?", vpraša delavec.
Če ji prstan ne bo všeč, bo sedla v avto in ga bo šla zamenjat!
"Kaj pa ti?", vpraša bogataš.
"Ja, jaz sem ji pa kupil natikače in vibrator", reče delavec.
"Zakaj pa vibrator?", se začudi bogataš.
"Hja, če ji natikači ne bodo všeč, se lahko jebe!!!"