Q: Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives
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Q: Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
A: You can drop them off anywhere.

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
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Q: How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?
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