The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.
"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife," said the man.

Čovek se napio u kafani, shvatio da ne moze da vozi, ostavio auto na parkingu i krenuo pešice kući.
Policajac ga zaustavlja i pita: - Kuda ste krenuli u  ovo doba noći?
- Na predavanje. - odgovara pijanac.
- Ma daj, pa ko sada drži predavanje?
- Moja žena.