Four guys have been going on the same fishing and camping trip for many years.
Three days before the group is to leave, Kevin’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Kevin’s friends are most upset that he can’t go, but what can they do?
Three days later the three get to the camp site only to find Kevin sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking over the fire.
“Damn it man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”
“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?’”
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals scattered all around.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, “Do what ever you want.”
So, here I am!”