Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Overheard, "You know, lady, you don't actually smoke.
The cigarette does all the smoking, you are just the sucker!"

Q: What's the difference between the 1960's and the 2000's?
A: In the 2000's, a guy goes into a chemist shop and shouts, "Give me a box of condoms!" ... and then whispers to the shop assistant, "Oh, and slip in a packet of cigarettes, too."

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