Jedan oženjen čovek je nešto ranije otišao s posla jednog petka, ali umesto da ode kući, proveo je vikend zabavljajući se sa prijateljima. Kada se konačno vratio kući u nedjelju uveče, žena ga je dočekala i svašta mu rekla. Nakon nekoliko sati vriske i dernjave, žena je zastala i predložila mu sledeće:
– A kako bi bilo da ti mene ne vidiš sledećih nekoliko dana?
Suprug nije mogao verovati, pogledao je, nasmiješio se i rekao:
– To bi bilo sasvim u redu!
Ponedjeljak je prošao, a ženu nije video.
Utorak i sreda takođe prođoše a da je nije video.
Tek u četvrtak mu je otok malo splasnuo i mogao ju je vidjeti krajičkom levog oka...

English:
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys. When he finally appeared at home Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.