Martha's Way??
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Blonde's Way??
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

Martha's Way??
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Blonde's Way??
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

Martha's Way??
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Blonde's Way??
Leftover wine? What’s the hell is that?