Picture taken at Jericho Beach, Vancouver, Canada:

Fable about the stork and the frog:
One fine day a stork was walking alone and saw a frog in the shallows. Since it was lunch time, she caught and swallowed the frog. After lunch storks like to enjoy beautiful scenery from the air, so it unfolded its wings and took to the air. As he flew quietly, the frog stirred in the stork’s stomach and said:
- Stork, what are you doing?
- I'm flying frog, why do you ask?
- No reason ... At what height are we?
The stork knew that it could exaggerate so it said,
- We are located at 2000 metres above the earth.
- NO SHIT, STORK!

The moral of this story: Nothing is so bad that it can not be worse.


SERBIAN:
Basna o rodi i žabi:
Jednog lepog dana šetala roda sama i ugledala žabu u plićaku. Pošto je bilo vreme ručku, ona uhvati i proguta žabu. Rode vole da posle ručka uživaju u lepom pejzažu iz vazduha, zato ona raširi krila i vinu se u vazduh. Dok je tako letela spokojno, žaba se uskomeša u stomaku i upita:
- Rodo, šta to radiš?
- Letim žabo, zašto pitaš?
- Onako ... Na kojoj smo visini?
Roda je znala da moze da preuveliča i da kaže koju god visinu želi.
- Nalazimo se na 2000 metara iznad zemljine površine - zvanično odgovori roda.
- NE SERI, RODO !

Naravoučenije: Ništa nije toliko loše da ne može da bude gore.