A woman was arrested for shoplifting and the judge asked her, "What did you steal?"
"A can of peaches." she said,

The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied that there were six.

The judge said, "Then I'll give you six days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the sentence, the woman's husband spoke up and asked if he could say something.
"Very well," said the judge. "What is it?"

He said, "She took a can of peas too."