Q: What is the difference between a golf ball and G-spot?
A: Men will spend hours searching for a golf ball.

An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming, “Fujifoo, Fujifoo!!!” which the guy took to be pleasurable. The next day he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one.
Waiting to impress the clients, he said, “Fujifoo!”
The Japanese clients looked confused and said, “No, you got the right hole.”