During his monthly visit to the corner barber shop, a guy asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness.

After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confident that the best thing he’d come across was, in fact, female juices.

“But you’re balder than I am,” protested the customer.

“True,” admitted the barber.
“But you’ve got to admit,
I’ve got one hell of a mustache!”