Q: What are the three words men hate to hear during sex?

A: “Are you done?”

Q: What are the three words women hate to hear during sex?

A: “Honey, I’m home!”

Q: Why is marriage a three-ring circus?

A: First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring and then the suffering.

Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance?

A: Women don’t get blow jobs while they’re driving.