Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A: Ask your Mom.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A: A battery has a positive side.

Q: What’s the difference between a wife and a trash can?

A: You only have to take out a trash can once a week.

Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

A: After a year the dog is still excited to see you.