A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very Professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said,
'I'm his Aunt, but I'm glad I came.'

U bolnici, u sobi za preglede, zena sa bebom je cekala doktora da po prvi put pregleda bebu. Kada je stigao, doktor je pregledao bebu, proverio joj tezinu, I posto je bio malo zabrinut, upitao je da beba sisa ili dobija mleko iz flasice.
“Beba sisa” odgovori zena.
“U redu, skinite se do pola” naredi doktor.
Kada se skinula, doktor je malo uvrtao njene bradavice, pipkao, pritiskao, trljao njene grudi i stiskao ih na veoma profesionalan nacin.
“Mozete se obuci” doktor rece “Nije cudo da je beba neuhranjena. Nemate uopste mleka”
“Znam dokrore” rece ona
“Ja sam bebina ujna, ali mi je drago da sam dosla na pregled sa bebom.”