Little Johnny said:
"I want to be a billionaire. I want to go to the most expensive nightclubs, pick the best bitch and buy her a Ferrari worth a million dollars. I want an apartment in Copacabana, a castle in Paris, to travel around the world, have an unlimited Visa card and I want to fuck my bitch 5 times a day."
The teacher was shocked and disgusted by the child’s behavior. He chooses to ignore Little Johnny and asks the same to the next student:
"What about you, Linda?"
Linda: "I want to be Johnny’s bitch !"
Učitelj ispituje decu u razredu šta bi želeli da budu kad odrastu.
Dođe red na malog Pericu:
"Želim da dudem milijarder, da odem u najskuplji noćni klub i tamo pokupim najbolju drolju, kupim joj Ferrari od milion dolara. Želim apartman u Copacabani, dvorac u Parizu, da putujem po svetu, neograničenu Visa karticu i da karam svoju drolju 5 puta dnevno."
Učitelj šokiran odgovorom, zgrožen detetovim ponašanjem odluči da ignorise odgovor i pita sledećeg učenika:
"A ti Lelice?"
Lelica: "Želim da budem Pericina drolja !"
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