A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he released she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Krissy, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Krissy, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.

"Yes, I know that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."