A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the 8 Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.

"What the hell do you think you are doing?" she asks.

One of the Japanese men replies, "We are all very hungry."

The waitress asks, "So how is jerking off in this restaurant going to help the situation?"

A second businessman replies, "Because menu says, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED."