If your wife fled to a neighbor, don’t despair. Now YOU are the neighbor.

A husband asks his wife: Can you cheer me up and upset me in one sentence? 
“Yes, I can” she said “Your dick is bigger than our neighbor’s.”

Ako ti je zena pobegla sa komsijom, ne ocajavaj. Sad si TI komsija.

Muz pita zenu: “Mozes li da me obradujes i iznerviras u jednoj recenici?”
“Mogu. Veci ti je od komsijinog.”