The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!
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