The teacher asked the class, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Lela stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the Principal, who will then fire you!”

The teacher ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Lela's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, little Johnny stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

The teacher said, “Very good Johnny,” then turned to Lela and continued, “As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework.
And three, one day you are going to be very, VERY disappointed.”