- Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.
- You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
- You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
- You can't remember. . Is pot illegal?
- You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
- A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
- Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
- Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
- You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
- It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
- You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
- It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
- Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
- The Terminator is your governor.
- HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
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