A girl telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital and asked, 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?'
The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?'
The girl said, 'Ginger Levinski - room 302.' 
The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.'
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Ginger is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Djura, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.'
The girl said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.'
The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Ginger your sister?'
The girl said, 'No, I'm Ginger Levinski in 302. No one tells me shit.'