John decided to start a new career as a painter. He drew his first painting and brought it to a gallery in New York. (See the picture)The  manager were intrigued by John’s “masterpiece” and asked  him for the painting’s name.
“Frankie in Las Vegas ”, John said, “and the woman in the picture is Frankie’s wife.”
“OK, that’s make sense. So this fellow behind her is Frankie, right?”, asked  the gallery manager.
“No!”, said John, “this is their neighbour, Ben.”
“Wait the minute - Why did you give it that name when Frankie is not even in the picture? And where is Frankie, anyway?”
“Well ...”, said John
“Frankie is in Las Vegas”.

Rešio Haso da počne da se bavi slikarstvom. Nacrtao je jednu sliku i odneo u Zvornik u jednu galeriju da je proda (vidi sliku).
Rista galerista je izgledao prilično zainteresovan: “I kažeš Haso, tvoja prva slika. Hmmm ... nije loše, nije loše ... Jesi l’ joj nadjenuo neko ime?”
Haso: “Mujo u Tuzli”
Rista: “Hmm, a ko je ova žena?”
Haso: “Mujina žena, Fata”
Rista: “Ja bi radje sliku nazv’o: Mujo i Fata na travi”
Haso: “Ma nije ovaj hajvan pozadi Mujo. Taj što ga gura zove se Djura i njihov je komšija.”
Rista: “Ne kontam, pa gdje je tu Mujo?”
Haso: “Pa, on je U TUZLI bolan”