"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, who was seated in the front.
"What are my choices?"
"Yes or no" she replied.
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“I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, won’t you?
“All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”
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A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane.
The lady said to him ' Can you help me remove something from my breast please?
‘The exciting young man replied, 'Wow! It will be my pleasure....... So what is it?'
"Your Eyes, idiot!"