AIR BOSNA:  Putnici u avionu su već sjedili na svojim sjedištima kad je ušao prvi pilot Mujo s crnim naočarima na očima, čvrsto držeći povodac svog psa za slijepe. Pas ga je odveo u kabinu. Putnici su se začuđeno gledali, ali su i dalje mirno sjedili na svojim sjedistima.
Ubrzo potom uđe drugi pilot, Suljo,takođe sa crnim naočarima na očima, obazrivo pipajući svojim bijelim štapom po avionu i ode prema pilotskoj kabini.
Putnici zbunjeno sjede na svojim mestima kao prikovani.
Ubrzo se upališe motori i avion poče da rula po pisti. Putnici su prestraseni, avion divlja po stazi, oni do prozora ugledaše močvare koje počinju tamo gde se pista završava i čvrsto se uhvatiše za svoja sjedišta.
Avion se sve više priblizava močvarama i putnici su sve vise uplašeni.
Kada je avion stigao blizu kraja piste i močvara se opasno približila, zavlada panika i svi počeše da vrište.
U zadnjem trenutku avion se podiže od piste i uspešno poleti.
U pilotskoj kabini: "Jebo te Suljo, jedanput će putnici početi kasno da vrište i svi ćemo otići u pizdu materinu !!!


English: One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"