English: An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's
office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all
day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a
drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills
that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up
all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it's hard
getting him to swallow the pill!"
Srpski: Neispavana plavusa se obraca doktoru: "Doktore, moj komsiluk je pun dzukela, laju po celi dan i noc i ne daju mi da spavam."
"Imam dobru vest za Vas" odgovori doktor vadeci lek iz fioke "Ovo je najnovija pilula za spavanje. Uzmu se nekoliko njih i necete vise imati problem."
"Super, probacu bilo sta. Dajte mi." Uze plavusa pilule i ode - ali nekoliko nedelja kasnije ona se vraca neispavanija nego pre: "Doktore, nije Vam dobar lek. Sad sam cak umornija nego pre."
Doktor: "Ne razumem, pa to su najjace pilule na trzistu."
Plavusa: "To je mozda tacno, al' ja sam jos uvek budna cele noci pokusavajuci da uhvatim one dzukele, i onda kada uspem da uhvatim neku od njih, znate li kako je tesko naterati ih da progutaju pilulu?"