A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

SERBIAN:
Mali Perica se probudio i došao na doručak. Pošto žive na selu, majka ga upita da li je nahranio životinje.
“Nisam jos” reče Perica.
“Nema doručka dok ne završiš svoje obaveze.”
Iznerviran, Perica ode da nahrani pile i usput ga šutnu. Nahrani kravu - i nju šutnu. Šutnuo je i prase, kad mu je dao da jede.
Kad se vratio na doručak, majka mu dade samo suve žitarice.
“Kako to da nisam dobio jaja i slaninu? Zašto mi nisi napravila žitnu kašu sa mlekom?” upita Perica.
Majka mu odgovori: “Videla sam da si šutnuo pile, zato za tebe nema jaja ove sedmice. Takodje sam videla da si šutnuo prase, zato nema slanine ove sedmice. Videla sam da si i kravu šutnuo, tako da za tebe nema ni mleka.”
U to vreme je i tata došao za doručak i usput šutnu mačku preko pola kuhinje.
Mali Perica sa smeškom pogleda majku i reče: “Oćeš li ti da mu kažeš - il’ ću ja”