A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.
The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with eight whiskey shots and make them doubles."
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all eight are gone almost as quickly as they were served.
Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender curiously asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."

SERBIAN:
Došao čovek u kafić i seo uz bar.
Barmen ga pogleda i upita: "Šta ćete da popijete?"
Čovek mu odgovori: "Daj mi osam duplih viskija."
Konobar to uradi i stade da gleda kako čovek sjuri niz grlo prvo jedan viski, zatim sledeći, zatim sledeći, i tako dalje, sve dok svih osam nisu otišli gotovo jednako brzo kao što su i došli.
Zureći u neverici, konobar ga upita zašto on pije tako brzo.
"I ti bi pio ovako brzo kad bi imao ono što ja imam."
Konobar znatiželjno upita: "A šta ti to imaš prijatelju?"
Čovek mu kratko odgovori: "Imam jedan dolar."