English:  One day after work, the blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza.
When it was ready, the waiter asked if she wanted it cut into four pieces or eight.
"Better make it four," she said. "I'd never be able to eat eight."

Srpski:  Plavusa je otisla u piceriju i narucila picu. Kad je doneo picu, konobar je pitao da li mozda zeli da joj isece picu na 4 komada ili 8. "Bolje je isecite na 4" odgovori plavusa "nikad ne bih mogla da pojedem 8 kamada."

Swedish:  Pizzabagaren: Ska jag skära pizzan i 4 eller 8 bitar?
Blondinen: 4, tack. 8 orkar jag aldrig.